Pizza is so easy and straightforward - a golden carbohydrate disc, smothered with sauce, covered in ooey gooey cheese and baked to perfection. But times be a-changin’, buds! That molten mound of cheese and toppings is taking on a whole new significance - pizza is going from food to FUNCTION! That’s right. Pizza — your go-to munchie food — is now a trendy thing to toke. To celebrate National Pizza Party Day, we’re giving you the metaphorical pie to have tasty AF day.
Grenco Science did a dope collaboration with PIZZANISTA! (aka the freshest pizza joint in Los Angeles that also puts a premium on bomb-diggity slices and kickass skateboarding). PIZZANISTA! is basically a skateboard company that just sells pizza instead of boards.
G x PIZZANISTA! Limited Edition G Slim Vaporizer Kit is packaged inside a black-light reflective mini pizza box with a sassy pizza slice person emblazoned on top. Once the top is popped open, your eyes will feast on the contents it beholds. The PIZZANISTA! G Slim battery comes equipped with three separate tanks for ground material, liquid, and concentrates, and includes a USB charger. The toppings on this tasty treat are: a pizza slice shaped grinder, rolling tray, two commemorative 3D magnets, and a resealable bag.
Do you really think I’d leave you hanging on Pizza Party Day without an edible pizza pie recipe that will elevate your mind and taste buds? I GOTCHU! Personally, I think making the dough is waaayy to difficult, so do yourself a favor and buy the dough already made from your local grocery. We’re going to incorporate MagicalButter Oil into an easy and quick tomato sauce. This is herb oil is of the special, feel-good variety *wink wink*. This is how to make QUICK & EASY MAGICALBUTTER TOMATO SAUCE fo’ yo pizza!
PIZZA SAUCE INGREDIENTS:
2 tablespoons MagicalButter Olive Oil
1 can crushed tomatoes
¼ cup onions, diced
¾ teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon dried basil
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 teaspoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon salt
In a medium saucepan over medium heat, add the MagicalButter olive oil, onions, oregano, basil, and red pepper flakes. Allow the MagicalButter oil to cook the ingredients for 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally so nothing sticks to the saucepan. Add the garlic and continue to cook for another minute.
Add the tomatoes, sugar and salt to the saucepan. Turn the heat down to low-medium and allow the sauce to simmer for 30 minutes. Taste the sauce and adjust seasonings to preference.
Smother this MagicalButter tomato sauce on your dough, throw on some shredded cheese, layer that shiiizz with a ton 'o topping and bake, baby, bake!
What are you throwing on your pie, buds? Hit up the comments section and let us know. In the meantime, I'll leave you with funny pizza memes because I mean, well, duh.