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28 aug 2015

Friday Fun Day: Bad Libs for a FREE VAPE

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Friday Fun Day: Bad Libs for a FREE VAPE

As summer winds down, the VapeWorld offices are reminiscing about summers past, and some of our favorite road trip games. There's card games, and bingo, but it seems the one game that bridges the generational gap is Mad Libs. Fill out ours, and you could win a FREE Summit Vaporizer by Vapium PLUS a Spring Solar Charger!

What is a Madlib?

We're glad you asked. Madlib is a rapper and entertainer, and this post has nothing to do with him. If you meant to ask us about Mad Libs, you need to make sure to show it respect and refer to it in the plural.

Ok, so what are Mad Libs?

Thank you for clarifying. Mad Libs have been around since the 50's and consist of one individual asking the other for a series of words: noun, verb, adverb, adjective, etc. Those words are then inserted into a story and hilarity ensues.

Why do so many Mad Libs feature burps, farts and other bodily functions?

We're getting awfully personal here, and we like it! Mad Libs appeals to the immature side of all of us. Potty humor is inherently funny. Even the word 'potty' is funny. You're laughing right now, and it's ok.

How do I play?

Getting right to the point! We built our own story with the help of a great little site called Mad:)Takes. All you do is enter the words we requested below. When you click "GET VAPED!", you'll be taken over to their site to see your completed story.

So, take a stroll down memory lane for today's Fun Friday with a VapeWorld crafted Bad Lib entitled, A Hazy Evening. Once you generate your story, copy it and share it in our comments. The one that makes us laugh the hardest will win a FREE VAPE and the admiration of all!

A HAZY EVENING

OBJECT
EXCLAMATION IN ALL CAPS
FAVORITE NIGHT TIME ACTIVITY
FAVORITE TOPIC
NAME OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM
ADVERB
FAVORITE VAPORIZER
FAVORITE FOOD
VERB ENDING IN ING
BODY PART
EXOTIC FOOD
THE CITY YOU`RE IN
ADJECTIVE
NAME OF YOUR BOSS
WILD ANIMAL
VERB
ADVERB
EXCLAMATION IN ALL CAPS
BORING TOPIC
FAVORITE BEVERAGE
LOCATION IN A HOUSE
BODILY FUNCTION
ADJECTIVE
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
FAVORITE PHRASE

 

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25 comments
Avespice December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Cactus. AMERICA!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Playing Fetch With My Cat course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Flirting with Myrleia. The night had started out Sloppily, by loading his trusty Ascent with some Sour Patch Watermelon.

After he finished Drinking, his plan was to vape his Weinus off and then eat some Ostrich down in Little Boca.

As he locked his door, his Fierce neighbor, Darren, walked up carrying a/an Puma. Darren invited him in to Zoom, and he Zestfully said, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!! They talked about everything from Hordiculture to Flirting. One Martini lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Harry Potter's Room Under The Stairs, with a bad case of the Eructations and feeling incredibly Colossal.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Darren`s Puma in his Corset. He thought to himself, Bye Felicia, and fell back asleep.
Keith T December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
Thanks VapeWorld! That was fun.
David Davidson December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an The Mystery Machine. IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE DANM KIDS!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Rolling Up Some Fatties course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about The Great Healing Leaf with Rumplestiltskin. The night had started out Spunkily, by loading his trusty Magic Flight Launch Box with some Rocky Mountain Oysters .

After he finished Vibrating, his plan was to vape his Sphincter off and then eat some Escargot down in Little Seattle.

As he locked his door, his Brilliant neighbor, Dr. Brown, walked up carrying a/an Platypus . Dr. Brown invited him in to Go Spelunking , and he In Extasy said, CRIKEY!! They talked about everything from Work to The Great Healing Leaf. One COFFEE lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Cellar , with a bad case of the Slobberings and feeling incredibly Baked .

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Dr. Brown`s Platypus in his Bonnet. He thought to himself, Hun Bolo Bolo, and fell back asleep.
Manuel December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Leaky Faucet. FUCK!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Naked Gaming course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Donald Trumps Hair with Max. The night had started out Silent But Deadly, by loading his trusty Pax with some Pizza.

After he finished Pooping, his plan was to vape his Toe Nail off and then eat some Dragon Fruit down in Little Hartford.

As he locked his door, his Hard neighbor, Paul, walked up carrying a/an Cecil The Lion. Paul invited him in to Search, and he Sparingly said, DAMN IT! They talked about everything from Born Again Christianity to Donald Trumps Hair. One Wild Turkey And Sprite lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Closet, with a bad case of the Bleeds and feeling incredibly Sore.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Paul`s Cecil The Lion in his Jordans. He thought to himself, Fuck It, and fell back asleep.
Irish Princess December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Bear Skin Rug. GREAT SCOTT!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Channel Surfing course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Cornbread with Abatha . The night had started out Gently , by loading his trusty Pax 2 with some Bacon Wrapped Shrimp.

After he finished Quivering , his plan was to vape his Navel off and then eat some Curry down in Little Mouth Of The Rat.

As he locked his door, his Annoying neighbor, Carolina , walked up carrying a/an Striped Skunk . Carolina invited him in to Run, and he Quietly said, EUREKA!! They talked about everything from Long Division to Cornbread . One Sam Adams Octoberfest lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Latrine , with a bad case of the Bubble Gutss and feeling incredibly Dark.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Carolina `s Striped Skunk in his Chastity Belt . He thought to himself, Whammy! , and fell back asleep.
Ashley December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Cat. SHNIKIES!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Toking course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Republicans with Miley Cirus. The night had started out Sneakily, by loading his trusty Atomizer with some Pickles.

After he finished Sweating, his plan was to vape his Boob off and then eat some Hot Wings down in Little Loxahatchee.

As he locked his door, his Moist neighbor, Rick, walked up carrying a/an Bobcat. Rick invited him in to Fuck, and he Sweetly said, DAGNABBIT!! They talked about everything from Math to Republicans . One Sweet Tea lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Pantry, with a bad case of the Queefs and feeling incredibly Gigantic .

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Rick`s Bobcat in his Glove. He thought to himself, Here We Go Again, and fell back asleep.
Dawn B December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Sinkhole . WHAT IN THE WORLD!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Intercourse course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Conspiracy Theories with Gizmo. The night had started out Quietly, by loading his trusty Summit with some Egg Rolls .

After he finished Panicking, his plan was to vape his Toe off and then eat some Jellyfish down in Little Piqua .

As he locked his door, his Grumpy neighbor, Marcus, walked up carrying a/an Lion. Marcus invited him in to Blessed, and he Blindly said, ARE YOU INSANE! They talked about everything from Physics to Conspiracy Theories. One Pomegranate Wine lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Attic, with a bad case of the Sneezes and feeling incredibly Overweight.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Marcus`s Lion in his Sweater. He thought to himself, Get You Some Understanding, and fell back asleep.
Leon December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Wooden Spoon . SON OF A MONKEY'S BUTT!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Lathering Myself In Cisco While Singing Elvis Presley Songs course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Foreign Policy In The Middle East with My Grandmother . The night had started out Spasmodically, by loading his trusty Vapium Summit with some Peanut Butter And Jelly Hamburger.

After he finished Sneezing, his plan was to vape his Uvula off and then eat some Frog Sashimi down in Little San Francisco.

As he locked his door, his Rabbid neighbor, The Wife, walked up carrying a/an Gorilla . The Wife invited him in to Lick, and he Politely said, GOSH FREAKING YAMMIT!! They talked about everything from The Kardashians to Foreign Policy In The Middle East . One Milk From A Unicorn lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Kitchen Sink, with a bad case of the Regurgitation s and feeling incredibly Spicy .

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found The Wife`s Gorilla in his Thong. He thought to himself, I Once Saw A Foklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. It Was Way Too Literal For Me., and fell back asleep.
Isaac December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an can of bean dip. AW HELL CHEWBACCA!!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Binge Watching Netflix course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Feudal Japan with Justin. The night had started out Tersely, by loading his trusty Vapor Brothers' Clone with some Pho.

After he finished waltzing, his plan was to vape his eyeballs off and then eat some Durian down in Little Sonora.

As he locked his door, his persistent neighbor, The Wife, walked up carrying a/an Water Buffalo. The Wife invited him in to drag, and he spastically said, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!! They talked about everything from Algerbra to Feudal Japan. One Diet Mountain Dew lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Broom Closet, with a bad case of the sweatings and feeling incredibly profusely.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found The Wife`s Water Buffalo in his boxers. He thought to himself, I broke my handpiece ... Again.., and fell back asleep.
Leslie Goldman December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Lighter. HOT DOG!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Chillaxin course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Learning with Rainy Baby. The night had started out Happily, by loading his trusty Summit with some Decorative Icing.

After he finished Skipping, his plan was to vape his Knee off and then eat some Korean BBQ down in Little Burbank.

As he locked his door, his Mellow neighbor, Your Mom, walked up carrying a/an Wild Boar. Your Mom invited him in to Sit, and he Playfully said, HOLY COW! They talked about everything from Pop Culture to Learning. One Mango Papaya Juice lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Living Room, with a bad case of the Giggles and feeling incredibly Cool.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Your Mom`s Wild Boar in his Sock. He thought to himself, Word, and fell back asleep.
Al December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Penis Enlarger. FRANK AND BEANS!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Cooking Chili course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about The Vagina Monologues with Stewart. The night had started out Stoney, by loading his trusty Volcano with some Cheese.

After he finished Wiping, his plan was to vape his Face off and then eat some Monkey Brains down in Little Hollywood.

As he locked his door, his Pimp neighbor, Jacque , walked up carrying a/an Boa Constrictor . Jacque invited him in to Snuggle, and he Hastily said, HOT DAMN! They talked about everything from Pencils to The Vagina Monologues. One Vitamin Water lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Laundry Room, with a bad case of the Runss and feeling incredibly Hazy.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Jacque `s Boa Constrictor in his Pants. He thought to himself, Lotta Action, Lot Of Action, and fell back asleep.
Keith Taylor December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Colonoscopy Probe . CRAP!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Creating Conspiracy Videos course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Flat Earthers with Phil Latio . The night had started out Gnarly , by loading his trusty Solo with some Cherry Pop Tart .

After he finished Squirting , his plan was to vape his Sphincter off and then eat some Kangaroo Soup down in Little Dallas .

As he locked his door, his Disgusting neighbor, Mrs. F.Hart, walked up carrying a/an Beaver . Mrs. F.Hart invited him in to Juggle, and he Ravingly said, ASTEROID PLEASE HIT ME NOW! They talked about everything from Donut Lickers to Flat Earthers . One Yoohoo lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Bathtub , with a bad case of the Sharts s and feeling incredibly Woozy .

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Mrs. F.Hart`s Beaver in his Speedo. He thought to himself, Time To Make The Donuts , and fell back asleep.
Ahmed Imcaoudene December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Glass Dildo. MY POOR BUTT!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am BDSM course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Convection Vs. Conduction Vaporizers with His Grandma. The night had started out Normally, by loading his trusty Volcano (Yes, He Carries It Around) with some Lunchables Pizza Kabobbles™.

After he finished Drooling, his plan was to vape his Lungs off and then eat some Flaming Hot Cheetos™ down in Little Montreal.

As he locked his door, his Horny neighbor, Sergey, walked up carrying a Siberian Bear. Sergey invited him in to “Watch Netflix And Chill”, and he Seductively, With His Thick Russian Accent, said, MI CASA SU CASA! They talked about everything from Inflation to Convection Vs. Conduction Vaporizers. One Capri Sun lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Sergey's Crawl Space, with a bad case of the Itchies and feeling incredibly Loose.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Sergey`s Siberian Bear in his Gimp Suit. He thought to himself, It Is What It Is, and fell back asleep.
Louis December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Furry Pink Handcuffs. MANDINGO!!!!!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Dabs course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Squirrels On Jet Skis with Rasheed. The night had started out Moistly, by loading his trusty Arizer Solo with some Strawberry Tofu.

After he finished Frolicking , his plan was to vape his Ass off and then eat some Asparagus down in Little Brooklyn.

As he locked his door, his Moist neighbor, Pasquale, walked up carrying a/an Capybara. Pasquale invited him in to Vape, and he Moistly said, KRABBY PATTTIES!!!! They talked about everything from World Peace to Squirrels On Jet Skis. One Purp Drank lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Celery Room, with a bad case of the Blinkings and feeling incredibly Bereft.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Pasquale`s Capybara in his Jeggings. He thought to himself, "I'm Too High For This", and fell back asleep.
Tanya O December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Refrigerator. HOLY SHIT!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Eating M&Ms In Bed course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Cannabis Legalization with Willie Nelson. The night had started out Beautifully, by loading his trusty Summit with some Sushi.

After he finished Smashing, his plan was to vape his Big Toe off and then eat some Korean BBQ down in Little NYC.

As he locked his door, his Violent neighbor, Martha Stewart, walked up carrying a/an Spider Monkey. Martha Stewart invited him in to Make Gluten Free Cookies, and he Crazily said, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH! They talked about everything from Origins Of Russian Folkdancing to Cannabis Legalization. One Earl Grey Tea lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Garage, with a bad case of the Hiccupss and feeling incredibly Relaxed.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Martha Stewart`s Spider Monkey in his Boxer Shorts. He thought to himself, Rock The Fuck ON!!, and fell back asleep.
Shawn December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Spork. WOWSA!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Eat lots of cheetos course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Different Types of Cheese with Sir Smoke-A-Lot. The night had started out then, by loading his trusty Summit Vaporizer with some Cheeseburgers.

After he finished Snorkeling , his plan was to vape his Nose off and then eat some Chimichangas down in Little Modesto.

As he locked his door, his Colossal neighbor, Boring Bob, walked up carrying a/an chupacabra. Boring Bob invited him in to Dance, and he almost said, WASUUUUP!! They talked about everything from Math to Different Types of Cheese. One Yoo-hoo lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Kitchen, with a bad case of the Sneezes and feeling incredibly awesome.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Boring Bob`s chupacabra in his Shoes. He thought to himself, Baba Booey, and fell back asleep.
Anthony December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an A Paper Airplane. CRAP!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Playing Video Games course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Dogs with Daisy. The night had started out Quickly, by loading his trusty Volcano with some Pizza.

After he finished Running, his plan was to vape his Elbow off and then eat some Sushi down in Little Berkeley.

As he locked his door, his Spicy neighbor, Mark, walked up carrying a/an Badger. Mark invited him in to Question, and he Truthfully said, OUCH! They talked about everything from Geography to Dogs. One Root Beer lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Office, with a bad case of the Sneezes and feeling incredibly Chilly.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Mark`s Badger in his T-Shirt. He thought to himself, Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened., and fell back asleep.
Leon December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
This was alot of fun! Shared it on Facebook. Thanks for the chance to win! I could really use this in my life!
Rob Brub December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Cane Of A One Legged Hooker. HELL YEAH!!!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Taking A Shit course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Bagpipes with Johnson. The night had started out Erotically, by loading his trusty Crafty with some Calamari.

After he finished Shitting, his plan was to vape his Earlobe off and then eat some Butter Chicken down in Little Montreal.

As he locked his door, his Rancid neighbor, Emmanuel, walked up carrying a/an Platypus. Emmanuel invited him in to Fart, and he Sexually said, SHIT NO!! They talked about everything from Laundry Soaps to Bagpipes. One Root Beer lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Living Room, with a bad case of the Shits and feeling incredibly Stinky.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Emmanuel`s Platypus in his G-String. He thought to himself, Donkey Balls!, and fell back asleep.
Marcus December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Baseball. HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Strip Poker course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Sports with President West. The night had started out Joyously, by loading his trusty Pax with some Sweet Potato Pie.

After he finished Bouncing, his plan was to vape his Eyes off and then eat some Passion Fruit down in Little Rochester.

As he locked his door, his Beautiful neighbor, Kelly, walked up carrying a/an African Lion. Kelly invited him in to Challenge, and he Frantically said, BRO! They talked about everything from Snails to Sports. One Blue Moon Beer lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Living Room, with a bad case of the Shittings and feeling incredibly Colorful.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Kelly`s African Lion in his Boxers. He thought to himself, In My House I'm The Boss, and fell back asleep.
brad haman December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Dildo. Holy Shit!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Jerkin Off course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Sex with Raul. The night had started out Hung Over, by loading his trusty Segaliwith some Pizza. 

After he finished Spanking, his plan was to vape his Nipple off and then eat some Oysters down in Little Big Spring. 

As he locked his door, his Squishy neighbor, Leroy, walked up carrying a/an Badger. Leroy invited him in to Slapped, and he Runny said, SHAKE IT BABY! They talked about everything from Shopping toSex. One Michelob Ultra lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Closet, with a bad case of the Pukes and feeling incrediblySoft. 

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Leroy`s Badger in his Sox. He thought to himself, I Got This, and fell back asleep.
Grayden Davenport December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Banana. WORRY NOT MY FAIR MAIDEN!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Road Kill Scavenging course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Manta Rays Vs Sea Pancakes with Bunny. The night had started out Upside Down, by loading his trusty Raijin with some Nanners.

After he finished Balancing, his plan was to vape his Uvula off and then eat some Curry down in Little Fountain.

As he locked his door, his Bitter neighbor, Obama, walked up carrying a/an Kitten. Obama invited him in to Fingering , and he Slowly said, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! They talked about everything from A Poor Version Of Ironman to Manta Rays Vs Sea Pancakes. One Gatorade lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Ceiling , with a bad case of the Pukes and feeling incredibly Beautiful.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Obama`s Kitten in his Sock. He thought to himself, It's The Bomb Dot Com, and fell back asleep.
Storm December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
A college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Ice Skate . FUNERY MONKEY!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Chemical Mixing course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Unicorn Life with Sundance. The night had started out Fastly, by loading his trusty Stingray with some Cheese Sticks.

After he finished Galloping , his plan was to vape his Big Toe off and then eat some Frog Leg down in Little Colorado Springs .

As he locked his door, his Grotesque neighbor, Justin, walked up carrying a/an Saber Tooth Tiger. Justin invited him in to Scream, and he Vigorously said, CLOUD OFF! They talked about everything from Weather to Unicorn Life . One Gatorade lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Kitchen Sink, with a bad case of the Tinkles s and feeling incredibly Vague.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Justin`s Saber Tooth Tiger in his Left Sock. He thought to himself, Get The Tank, and fell back asleep.
Dustin G December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
college student woke up in the morning feeling like he was hit by a/an Mustache. BITCH'S ASSHOLE!, he bellowed, as he tried to recall the events of the previous night. He wondered why he ever considered signing up for a 7 am Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moon Light course.

The last thing he remembered was having a conversation about Old Man Farts with The Queen Mum. The night had started out Provocatively, by loading his trusty Mythical Grasshopper with some That Thing We Used To Eat Back In The Day..

After he finished Violating, his plan was to vape his Chode off and then eat some Frosted Bannana down in Little Abu Dabi.

As he locked his door, his Soupy neighbor, Gargamel, walked up carrying a/an Sasha Grey. Gargamel invited him in to Sploodge, and he Vicariously said, OW! MY PENIS! They talked about everything from The Price On Peanuts These Days to Old Man Farts. One White Wine Spritzer lead to another, and before he knew it, he was waking up in his Turture Chamber, with a bad case of the Secretions and feeling incredibly Voluptuous.

Was it all a dream? He guessed it wasn`t when he found Gargamel`s Sasha Grey in his Pirate Eye Patch. He thought to himself, Well Doesn't That Frost Your Bannana?, and fell back asleep.
Dustin G December 12, 2016 at 4:29 pm Reply
Very fun! Thanx
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